farwin:

It was getting dark, Medic’s body was broken, ribs raking at his lungs with every gasping breath. He only held on for as long as he could to see his best friend one last time. “Archimedes…” He saw white, but it wasn’t that tunnel just yet, his friend heard him; oh their bond was so strong. “My friend…you came,” he weakly smiled, then coughed. He didn’t have to hold on anymore, he could let go of that pain, that white bird that held onto all purity that he once had before all of this, Archimedes was the only one who never changed and always stood by his side. With a trembling hand, Medic brushed the small bird’s cheek…so soft. The white never went away, and the small black eyes of never understanding the end of his master was coming. Medic’s hand dropped, nobody should ever die alone..
Archimedes stared at his master, hoping to hear Medic’s voice high pitched and joyous laugh, even a nipped at his hand and there was no response. Archimedes sat alone, this man was his only family and now he was gone.
The small white creature who never understood death; would not allow it either, he would pull off what no dove could do before,he would bring his master back from the grave just like his master did for his squad mates. Archimedes was always watching carefully, learning through the repetitive process; death didn’t exist, lives could always be saved. With Medic’s body now useless, Archimedes turned to the next greatest creature he admires; a swan; it had beauty, pure grace and it was white like his masters coat when it wasn’t covered in blood. It was perfect. He’d transfer his master’s undamaged head to a swans body. Then they could be happy.
Days passed, even with the held of a few dozen other doves, it was a difficult process to keep working and to keep the enemy at bay. Many doves fell to protect their giant friend. Finally…everything was ready. It was a successful transplant. His master could fly with him, and both could leave this horrible place together.. With wires connected, machines running and a bright blue light radiating, all the doves gathered in awe like they were looking upon a new god. Suddenly, Medic’s eyes fluttered open. The joy didn’t last long. While the birds were distracted by their success, there was a loud crash and slam outside, the infiltrators were here. It only felt like seconds ago that the medic had seen white flash before his eyes..but then, this time…he only saw red.
The medic will always be known for his love of dick. Phallus’s of every shape, color and size, that his how his team repaid him. They weren’t rich, they did what they could. The medic had always been especially fond of the heavy, his was the best of all. In Heaven, Medic flew with his beloved friend, he himself now could fly now. The sky went on forever. Winged phallus’ gracefully flew at their sides. The medic could recognize each and everyone, many repeated due multiple deaths, especially of Spy’s. The Medic laughed joyously, but then he realized something, Heavy’s dick wasn’t there. Was he still alive?. He looked around, suddenly noticing the flying members were crying colors, creating rainbows. Looking down, he watched many swoop down through the creamy clouds which seemed to be coming from a source. The medic did a barrel roll and swooped down to see. And there it was, the Heavy’s dick, it was too large and heavy to fly..it would never fly, but there he would never truly lose heavy again, he’ll always be in the same place, always and forever. he truly was in heaven.
For Jane who has been so busy lately and working her butt off. I have never put so much effort into a gift  rofl

MEDIC’S LOVE OF DICKWINGED PHALLUSESGIRL YOU ARE HIGH ON SOMETHING BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!
Hehehe I really needed this right now. THANK YOU FARWIN!! ILU! *HUGS* ♥ 

farwin:

It was getting dark, Medic’s body was broken, ribs raking at his lungs with every gasping breath. He only held on for as long as he could to see his best friend one last time. “Archimedes…” He saw white, but it wasn’t that tunnel just yet, his friend heard him; oh their bond was so strong. “My friend…you came,” he weakly smiled, then coughed. He didn’t have to hold on anymore, he could let go of that pain, that white bird that held onto all purity that he once had before all of this, Archimedes was the only one who never changed and always stood by his side. With a trembling hand, Medic brushed the small bird’s cheek…so soft. The white never went away, and the small black eyes of never understanding the end of his master was coming. Medic’s hand dropped, nobody should ever die alone..

Archimedes stared at his master, hoping to hear Medic’s voice high pitched and joyous laugh, even a nipped at his hand and there was no response. Archimedes sat alone, this man was his only family and now he was gone.

The small white creature who never understood death; would not allow it either, he would pull off what no dove could do before,he would bring his master back from the grave just like his master did for his squad mates. Archimedes was always watching carefully, learning through the repetitive process; death didn’t exist, lives could always be saved. With Medic’s body now useless, Archimedes turned to the next greatest creature he admires; a swan; it had beauty, pure grace and it was white like his masters coat when it wasn’t covered in blood. It was perfect. He’d transfer his master’s undamaged head to a swans body. Then they could be happy.

Days passed, even with the held of a few dozen other doves, it was a difficult process to keep working and to keep the enemy at bay. Many doves fell to protect their giant friend. Finally…everything was ready. It was a successful transplant. His master could fly with him, and both could leave this horrible place together.. With wires connected, machines running and a bright blue light radiating, all the doves gathered in awe like they were looking upon a new god. Suddenly, Medic’s eyes fluttered open. The joy didn’t last long. While the birds were distracted by their success, there was a loud crash and slam outside, the infiltrators were here. It only felt like seconds ago that the medic had seen white flash before his eyes..but then, this time…he only saw red.

The medic will always be known for his love of dick. Phallus’s of every shape, color and size, that his how his team repaid him. They weren’t rich, they did what they could. The medic had always been especially fond of the heavy, his was the best of all. In Heaven, Medic flew with his beloved friend, he himself now could fly now. The sky went on forever. Winged phallus’ gracefully flew at their sides. The medic could recognize each and everyone, many repeated due multiple deaths, especially of Spy’s. The Medic laughed joyously, but then he realized something, Heavy’s dick wasn’t there. Was he still alive?. He looked around, suddenly noticing the flying members were crying colors, creating rainbows. Looking down, he watched many swoop down through the creamy clouds which seemed to be coming from a source. The medic did a barrel roll and swooped down to see. And there it was, the Heavy’s dick, it was too large and heavy to fly..it would never fly, but there he would never truly lose heavy again, he’ll always be in the same place, always and forever. he truly was in heaven.

For Jane who has been so busy lately and working her butt off. I have never put so much effort into a gift  rofl

MEDIC’S LOVE OF DICK
WINGED PHALLUSES
GIRL YOU ARE HIGH ON SOMETHING BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!

Hehehe I really needed this right now. THANK YOU FARWIN!! ILU! *HUGS* ♥ 

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jathis:

lavisant:

it has been

one of

those days

and I need some Heavy/Medic fluff or porn or SOMETHING to help detoxify myself of this day

They’re my OCs but…

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AND THEN THEY KISSED AND MEDIC DECIDED TO STAY IN AMERICA WITH HIM AND SNIPER CREYED 5EVER

sorry asldfkjalksd heheheheh

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ms-ashri:

drvalkyrie:

wienermeister:

catbountry:

Oh boy oh boy I hope I win.

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I knew from the start that I was going to be a doctor. Hell, I’m Jewish, it’s practically a given. But joking aside, I really did. I was always the inquisitive type, I excelled in biology, med school was perfect for me… but there’s a degree of compassion that’s required to truly heal. I didn’t realize that until later on.

I was still in school at the time, and took up an internship at an old folks’ home. I can’t say I was particularly thrilled about it, but it was between that and a vet’s office and I’ve got a terrible allergy to cats, so drooling cretins it was.

The purpose of the internship was to immerse ourselves in the less-than-glamorous aspects of medicine, so naturally, my job involved doing things that extended beyond working the phone desk.

A lot of the seniors there are a blur to me, but there was one man I remember quite vividly. He was unlike any other human I had ever seen. His body was the withered selvage of what had once been a monstrosity of a human—he must have been built like a tank in his heyday. He was very hunched and quiet, which somehow made him all the more intimidating.

“Be careful with that one,” one of the aids advised me in a hushed breath one evening as he delivered dinners. “Alzheimer’s isn’t too kind on him. Gets in awful tempers. Sometimes he won’t even speak English, thinks he’s back at the gulag or something. It’s just a mess.”

Her words did nothing to alleviate my fear of the strange old man, but eventually I was forced to conquer it; I was assigned to deliver him his dinner.

I remember gently pushing the door open, terrified that if it creaked he would turn and unleash a hellish fire of toothless rage. But he sat in his wheelchair, being very quiet and very still. His television was on and it was playing Full House. He paid no attention to it, but rather stared out the window. It was pouring outside at the time, and I remember wondering what could be so damn interesting about the rain.

I set the tray down on the little fold-up dinner chair, and at the sound his head turned very sharply, like that of an attuned bird of prey. My blood froze as his eyes, a cold blue, narrowed at me. Soon, however, they widened into an expression of shock.

“Doctor?” he whispered. His voice was a low rumble that curled in the pit of my stomach.

I swallowed nervously and straightened up, pushing my glasses up my nose. “Uh, no, I’m not the doctor, I’m just a—”

“I thought they killed you,” he continued. His eyes drank me in, flickering over every detail of me, somehow amazed at my very presence before him. “I thought you were dead.”

“Well, I’m… I’m not.” I licked my bottom lip nervously. I was beginning to suspect he may have had me confused for someone else.

“There was so much pain in my heart. So much pain.” A large, quavering hand emerged from the plaid blanket he was bundled in, and he reached out to me. “Please, Doctor, hold my hand.”

I hesitated a moment. His pleading eyes urged me, and I slipped my fingers between his. He held it tightly with a grip that seemed, at the time, much too strong for such an old man, but now I know better. Strength cannot be tested by time.

He smiled at me softly. “Do you remember that night? In your office? When you were taking bullets out of my leg and you told me you loved me?” He chuckled, and I felt my throat tighten as a thin tear sliced down his cheek. “I remember. I remember each day. Do you remember, Doctor?”

I nodded, and that simple act of validation drew more tears.

I stood there with him as he cried, clutching his hand as tightly as I could. I can’t tell you how long I was there, but in our silence he taught me more than years of schooling could ever possibly teach. I stood there until he fell asleep, a sad, withered, selvage of something that once was great and terrible and above all, loving.

I was chewed out for not getting around to delivering the other dinners, and they probably thought I was smoking out back or something, but I don’t care. I didn’t tell them why I took so long. They didn’t need to know.

YOU WIN.

YOU FUCKING WIN.

YOU GET THE NO-PRIZE NOW GO.

oh. ouch. ouch.

My heart hurts

Cat, first that RoTD ‘sequel’ the other day, and now this.

Pls, my heart can’t take this

Quick someone write something cute/fluffy/cheerful-

oh my god
Heavy…Heavy you… you poor fucking thing omg.

WEH

It’s mumbling-mice you want to direct your angst at, though. She wrote it c: 

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Tags: tf2 fanfic

Do Not Disturb

hana-bakemono:

A birthday fic for lavisant

Happy birthday! I hope you like it!

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OMG HANA HANA HANNNNNAAAA

This was AWESOME!! This is a great setup for my own little headcanons and…oh wow. My imagination is just going nuts with the possibilities right now!! OH GOD.

HANA YOU ADORABLE GENIUS THANK YOU. I loved it so much and I love you!! *HUGS*

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And Then I Ruined It With A Sequel

jathis:

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you had better keep going with this!

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Medic Is Sad

jathis:

Based on this

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oh god MY HEART

IS BROKEN

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